Great big fucking HOLES!
I love holes. Always have. I remember staring into a fascinating pothole one hot afternoon. Eventually my teacher came to chivvy me along: “I don’t know what it is about san Franciscans. You’re all fascinated by holes.”
If you just love digging big holes, just ‘cuz, you really should become a soil tester. These guys dig great big pits, go down there and wack around with a hammer for about ten minutes, and then fill ‘em back in again. Then they charge you $3500 for an afternoon. Not a bad job, really – I mean, if you like holes. They’re also kinda nice on hot days.
I’m assured there’s more to the process. I’ll believe it when I see it.
