Giant wooden hammer.
Just ‘cuz. Also a fork and a giant metal wrench thing. The wrench thing was a gift. When I got it it was covered with orange rust. I hit it with a rotating brass brush (drill mounted) and then put tung oil on it. The tung oil took almost two weeks to cure, but I love the look. The hammer is made from a chunk of maple and a piece of god knows what that was used to sticker some wood that I was shipped. It seems to be some kind of exotic, not very heavy. This is my uncle’s xmas gift. He can fill in the punch line for himself. ![]()

